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PantyWipe
If you were born after like, 1990, you probably wont like me. I like it when a girl wipes her cunny juice on my upper lip, sorta like a vaginal dirty sanchez, hence the name PantyWipe. The profile picture is of me and my son, Midian.

Age 40, Male

KK Public Relations

Dropout, Baby.

Tempe, Arizona

Joined on 11/23/01

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PantyWipe's News

Posted by PantyWipe - September 1st, 2010


Runic "%u21AF%u21AF"

If you can't see it, it's supposed to look like the SS logo. If you can't see it, here's a Totenkopf. ENJOY, you kraut bastards!!!11ONEONEoneuno

can you see the Waffen Schutzstaffel symbol?


Posted by PantyWipe - July 21st, 2010


I am hopelessly, utterly and without a doubt HOOKED, ADDICTED, COMPLETELY DEPENDENT on that fucking utterly wonderful, beautiful perfect little slice of heaven known as "THE DAD GAME". I can't stop playing it, unlocking awesome shit, beating the everlasting fuck out of those bastard robot cops with axes or a mace. Sakupen, or however the fuck you spell it... THANK YOU. I've found an online game version of shooting fucking SMACK.

I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YER FUCKING DAD GAME!

Ciao, (It's pronounced "CHOW")
~PantyWipe

MAN, OH MANISCHEWITZ...


Posted by PantyWipe - May 24th, 2010


Mein Name ist PantyWipe. Ich bin nicht der beste Sprecher des Deutschen, Sie entschuldigen bitte meine Fehler. Wenn zu sich selbst einige von Ihnen eigen sogar die geringsten Kenntnisse der deutschen Zunge, bitte antworten Sie. Ich genieße, ein Gespräch mit meiner zweiten Sprache (zu versuchen), die ich lernte in der Schule sprechen.

Liebe Immer,
PantyWipe

P.S. HEIL GIRL HITLER!!!

Jemand anderer bringt deutsche Scham wie ich?


Posted by PantyWipe - April 26th, 2010


I want to BLOW Kiefer Sutherland. There's something about the guys voice that makes me wanna put my mouth on his cock. His voice is so awesome and deep and gravely and amazing it makes my mouth's pussy wet. It makes my gay gene so sexually frustrated that it grinds its teeth.

I'd like to film the hummer I give him and make it a very special episode of 24. And after the recap of the previous hours events, he'd say in his awesome voice at the beginning: "The following takes place between my belly button, and kneecaps".

...Then it'd be a split screen of me blowing him from 4 different angles while the timer counts for an hour.

I'm Not Gay, BUUUUUUUT...


Posted by PantyWipe - April 22nd, 2010


If you haven't seen Repo Men yet, do yerself a favor and GO SEE IT!!!

It hits the dollar theatres here in AZ tomorrow, and it is LITERALLY the best movie I've ever seen, bar NONE. It is brilliantly written, has excellent visuals, stunning story, gory as sin but enough good plot to keep you emotionally invested throughout. It even has an ending that says "FUCK YOU" to the people in the audience expecting a happily ever after, I felt like I'd been socked in the stomach after the credits rolled.

REPO MEN.

EASILY the greatest piece of cinema ever created, IMHO.

GO SEE IT RIGHT NOW! YOU WON'T BE SORRY YOU DID!

~PantyWipe

REPO MEN!!!


Posted by PantyWipe - March 20th, 2010


We had his party on friday. it was great. to those of you without kids, go have them. theyre cute and fun and totally worth it!

CAKE KISS!!!

Midian is 1 now


Posted by PantyWipe - February 25th, 2010


Is my birthday. I'm 26 years old today. I'm prolly the oldest NG regular that's not like a mod or somethin.

HAPPY BIRFDAY, ME! I LOOOVE YOOOU!

ë, mother FUCKER! ëëë!!!

YOKO is my gift to me... NICE.

TODAY


Posted by PantyWipe - January 30th, 2010


AOL Time Warner owns the copyright of "Happy birthday to you" and will do so until 2030 when the copyright expires. For this reason movies often use different songs (which are not in copyright or are owned by the studio) for birthday scenes. AOL Time Warner earns over $2 million per year from royalties for the song.

PantyWipe's Mildly Interesting Useless Fact #1!


Posted by PantyWipe - March 12th, 2009


Lvl 29 w/ 10,000+ blams and saves in 8 years. Nerd grounds skills have paid off entirely. I wonder where Id be at level wise had i deposited every day.

Wow, Ive Wasted Loads of Time on Here...


Posted by PantyWipe - January 2nd, 2009


YES!

I think i need to write something here about validation so my kitties at http://www.kittykrew.net/forums/ know its really me :-)