I want you so bad. UGH.

2 week bans take fucking FOREVER.

For no reason, here's Björk, the sexy sexy woman whom I've suspected of being TubGirl for years.

Know its old, but I love this comic.

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

Have you seen the well-to-doUp and down Park AvenueOn that famous thoroughfareWith their noses in the airHigh hats, and arrow collarsWhite spats, and lots of dollarsSpending every dimeFor a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

(tap dance break)

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooperTryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz

Here's a pic of my totally 80's awesome Halloween Costume. I went as supergirl, My big brother Jesse (NG UserName: DNS) went as Dr. Love, and our little sister Felicia went as a flapper from the 20's. We went to my old high school friend Summer Valente's party and a blast was had by all. With a handful of percocet hours before, I didn't feel the lust for the alcohol, but I still had a great time being hopped up on painkillers while the masses around me got fuckered up on teh booze.
We didn't leave until like 2am, sitting around the big ass Flintstones bonfire Summer had goin in her backyard, catching up on the last 5 years, my return home to Philly for 2 years, the births of her 2 kids, recalling the awesome times we had 6 years ago back in high school, it was a total BLAST. I'm glad I got/accepted the invitation, you don't realize how much you miss peeps in yer past until you see them after so long.
Erica was there, she was like the first girl that was the ONE for me. I couldn't believe how easy she still took my breath away. More pics of the party available on my MySpace photos, so enjoy. Do me a solid and comment, tell me what ya think of my costume or just say hi or whatevers clever. Ill respond here and then I will return in kind by goin to yer userpage and leavin a comment for you.
Anyways, I hope you guys had an eyeball rocking Halloween holiday, feel free to tell me about what you did or what you dressed up as, I'd love to hear yer guy's stories. Anyhoo, Patty loves you and I'll talk to ya later, gators!

Ciao (It's Pronounced "CHOW"),
~Patty

I updated all of my favorite stuff in my "Favorites" section. All of em, books, tv, films, the whole 9. That was my FAVORITE part of a user acct. and Im glad they FINALLY brought back the updates for it. So go take a look if ya want. By the way, I stand by all of my film picks, so if yer looking for a good movie, check em out. If for some reason you didnt like it, I will let you yell at me all you want for wasting yer time. Im that confident in my movie selection.
Also, if ya haven't done it yet, add me to yer myspace friends. My board buddies are fucking RAD and I'd like for us to be myspace buddies, too.

I know I've neglected the KK nes series lately, but dont worry. There will be part 5 of the series coming sooner than you think! Thats all for now, stay totally 80's awesome and remember that there's only one way to be awesome, and that's by voting 5 for all of my movies and reccomending them for the collections they deserve to be a part of!

Ciao, (It's pronounced "CHOW")
~Patty

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

So my new series for NewGrounds is going to be Kitty Krew NES games. The story behind it is that The KK found a time machine somehow, and rather than doing something for good like preventing 9/11 or stopping the JFK assassination, they decided to send their highest, drunkest, most annoying and untalented KK soldier back in time to get jobs at the Nintendo game development lab to work on the classic video games we all know and love.
The goal of this is for the KK to spam the NES with shitty KK games in those days before the internet, turning the best game system of all time into the portal. I have made two submissions so far, but keep checking this post for more games, as I will update frequently with new installments. I'd appreciate reviews and suggestions for my present and future submissions. Thanks in advance for checkin em out!

Kitty Krew for the NES Vol. 1: Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Kitty Krew for the NES Vol. 2: PacMan
Kitty Krew for the NES Vol. 3: Donkey Kong
Kitty Krew for the NES Vol. 4: River Kitty Ransom

(Possible) Future Submissions: Super Mario Bros. 2, Legend of Zelda, Déjà Vu, and Maniac Mansion!
I am also taking suggestions so feel free to comment here with what you would like to see!

Totally AWESOME Pic ripped by ibhenowflee. Go visit his userpage and tell him how much he fucking ROCKS.

Sorry about the shitty quality, it's a movie a friend of mine took on a phone at comicon. November 27th, Im so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

They're filming it in high def AND widescreen! OMFG YAY!

Watch the Futurama Preview!

I forgot to go buy cigarettes. Somebody go buy me a pack? I'm too lazy to go myself.

Here's a pic of me, enjoying my last cigarette in the pack.