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PantyWipe
If you were born after like, 1990, you probably wont like me. I like it when a girl wipes her cunny juice on my upper lip, sorta like a vaginal dirty sanchez, hence the name PantyWipe. The profile picture is of me and my son, Midian.

Age 40, Male

KK Public Relations

Dropout, Baby.

Tempe, Arizona

Joined on 11/23/01

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I'm Not Gay, BUUUUUUUT...

Posted by PantyWipe - April 26th, 2010


I want to BLOW Kiefer Sutherland. There's something about the guys voice that makes me wanna put my mouth on his cock. His voice is so awesome and deep and gravely and amazing it makes my mouth's pussy wet. It makes my gay gene so sexually frustrated that it grinds its teeth.

I'd like to film the hummer I give him and make it a very special episode of 24. And after the recap of the previous hours events, he'd say in his awesome voice at the beginning: "The following takes place between my belly button, and kneecaps".

...Then it'd be a split screen of me blowing him from 4 different angles while the timer counts for an hour.

I'm Not Gay, BUUUUUUUT...


Comments

I'm not gay, but I love penises!

lol, me too! Im bi so Ive sucked more dick than most NG users will ever fuck pussies!

I;m not gay, but my friend rubbed my thy and I got a boner

HOT.

Every straight man has that one guy he wants to blow. For me, it's Billy Cranston, just so I can hear him say, "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME, BITCH."

fucking YUM.

This is a new outlook on life I had not considered. AS long as your happy...

hahahaha nice.

Do you have a pussy??

lol, 24 is a nice serie, and I laughed so much when I saw the comments you made...

''Shit.Suck quietly baby. My wife's calling!''

Awesome.

thank ya!

Okay, creepiest news post ever.

im sure i could do one creepier than this.

YOU'RE BACK, SWEET!!!!

i missed you most of all, scarecrow!