I want you so bad. UGH.
If you were born after like, 1990, you probably wont like me. I like it when a girl wipes her cunny juice on my upper lip, sorta like a vaginal dirty sanchez, hence the name PantyWipe. The profile picture is of me and my son, Midian.
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Björk...
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Why is she rubbing poison ivy on her naked body?
Because she knows what Patty likes.
How do you know it's poison ivy, Alice?
shes got teh skills
Because that leaf is too damn big to not be poison
maybe its just that shes really small.
I guess I would hit it.
A little small in the titskies, but she makes up for it with the pewski!
(Ah-guh-guh-guh-guh!)
i like itty bitty titties tho
Damn dude, she's hot
sigh, I know
BEAYORK???
Ba-JORK
i miss you
but i haven't met you yet
so special
but it hasn't happened yet
you are gorgeous
but i haven't met you yet
i remember
but it hasn't happened yet
and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
i will meet you
i was peaking
but it hasn't happened yet
i haven't been given
my best souvenir
i miss you
but i haven't met you yet
i know your habits
but wouldn't recognize you yet
and if you believe in dreams
or what is more important
that a dream can come true
i will meet you
i'm so impatient
i can't stand the wait
when will i get my cuddle?
who are you?
i know by now that you'll arrive
by the time i stop waiting
i miss you
I miss you too
I totally wanna bjork that
ME TOO!
Two sperms are having a race, one sperm says, "My arms are killing me with all this swimming, how much further is it to the womb?"
The second sperm says, "Not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils!!
yowza!
I have a sudden urge to rip three leafs apart :)
I concur
Life-Stream
I´ve never found björk attractive at all D:
PantyWipe
Nigga, you crazy.