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If you were born after like, 1993, you prolly wont like me. I like it when a girl wipes her cunny juice on my upper lip, sorta like a vaginal dirty sanchez, hence the name PantyWipe.
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"Another Stellar Piece from the Diceman!"
Beautiful in it's simplicity, yet complex enough to make it interesting. The bass matches the tempo perfectly, this is why I love your music submissions so much. It is obvious that you put much time as well as effort into your pieces. My knee was bouncing along to the beat through the songs entirety. Once again I am impressed with your dedication and talent, and have given a 10 rating to a song that deserves an 11. I can't wait to hear your next song and thank you for uploading the songs that I listen to to vibe out and get some work done online. GREAT JOB!
Author's Response:
awesome, thanks for the review. they always make me feel better about my superbly poorly rated songs lol
i know i hadnt made a song for about 4 months, but ive been feelin and itch to make music lately, so there may be more coming your way
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Every comedy song on NG is either hit or miss. This one DEFINITELY hit. The ironic part about this song is that I would guess you worked quite a bit on this track. The solo especially, because the beat itself hit all the right notes to sound catchy, and be reminiscent of all of those cliche, campy love songs in a lot of old school 80's movies. The singing itself was too bad to be good, but to good to be bad, it was the perfect hybrid of a talented artist busting his ass to sound untalented, and it paid off BIG TIME in this song. It is one of the ONLY comedy tracks in the audio portal that made me laugh aloud, and you should be proud that your song is one of the only ones in its class that actually delivers. I want to hear a lot more from you in the future, maybe an old 70s blaxploitation type of jam or even a 50s type of Elvis Rock n Roll song.
Keep up the good work and I hope this track sees nothing but 5's in the future!
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This track is SLAMMIN! It drops the beat out in all the right places, but it isnt predictable. You cant "guess" any kind of predictable pattern, but it still sounds so right at the moments it does drop out. You have found a happy medium of making the beat "freeze" enough times to make the song fun, but you didnt overdo it or make the freeze sections predictable and redundant. The premise for this song is an above average one, and the music itself speaks for itself. It has enough complexities to make the track one of a kind, but not too many to take you out of the song or jolt you when it came back in. You can tell when an audio portal user is just slapping together a shit track to add another notch to the belt, and music like THIS where its obvious the artist busted his ass, going back again and again to make minute changes to ensure that his beat stands out. You have a one of a kind here, and it deserves its spot as one of the top dogs this week. I am extremely interested in hearing more tracks from tyou, especially if they have more gimmicks in them like "freezing".
Be proud of yourself. Your beat stands out among even the most stand out songs among the audio portal.
Author's Response:
Haha this really is the only gimmick song I've ever tried. I might try some more crazy stuff in the future, or even mix this song up a bit.
Thanks for the long review man, I appreciate you taking the time to write it out!
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Any tribute to maniac mansion is good with me. This song is an amazing track and proves that you are good at staying true to a classic even though you are remixing. GREAT JOB!
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This is one of the sickest beats in the audio portal. I love the arabian feel to it. Then the bells come in and a great beat gets even better. It kept having minute changes in it throughout, so it stayed interesting to listen to.
Superior work. Fives all around for this one.
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This is one of my favorite tracks in the audio portal. The beat is a total head knocker, it smacks of origionality, and it actually sounds good. The tempo is perfect, as are the subtle changes in the track. There mustve been a lot of time spent making this, and it shows. You are very talented and I cannot wait to hear more from you. AWESOME JOB!
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There is NO DOUBT in my mind you used hip hop Ejay tho.
Aside from that, there is no doubt that you have paid attention to detail, to tempo and to what someone wants to hear when they listen to a beat, DEFINITELY one of the best things Ive heard while listening to Ejay... Keep up the good work!
Author's Response:
WOW!!! YOU'RE THE FIRST THAT GAVE ME 10 AFTER NOTICING IT WAS MADE WITH EJAY!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is why I look foward to hearing yer tracks. This one in particular is sick as hell. Just when you think the beat couldnt get any better, another element that sounds even sicker than the last makes its way onto the track. Its not cluttered, but it doesnt lack anything. Its like the perfect blend of elements. I am nodding my head to yer tracks (as usual)
Author's Response:
thanks for listening ^-^
~DJD
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This had a groovy bassline, a head knocking tempo and was fluid as hell. This song is cake, the type of thing you would listen to if you had to write something emotional or thought provoking. You did a good job with the elements used in this track. I wish it wouldve been longer though, it seems that as soon as the song takes off, it is over. It is much too abrupt considering the content of it. It goes on a little over a minute when it should be at LEAST three minutes long. Its still an above average beat though and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Nice Work.
Author's Response:
wow, thanks. I tried to do my best and a friend of me just changed it.
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"Eerie, Odd, Strange, And Fun..."
This was a really cool cut. Even the title seemed to drip with a strange creativity. This is one of those tracks that probably wouldnt lend itself well to a flash movie, but is really cool on its own. It didnt quit for one second and just got better and better. It was a fun song and yet a strange song at the same time. The lyrics were silly but catchy. Definitely a good song.
Author's Response:
Thanks man, I'm glad you liked it :D It's my first real song using garageband, I would use the program more, but I don't have a mac :S Still a great program. real easy to use. . . perhaps too easy.
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