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An Amazing Movie

And for such an awesome movie, I love you sir.

Very Funny!

When I initially looked at the file size and then watched the first 3 seconds of this movie, I thought it was going to either be really bad or spam. As it turns out, this is a very funny movie, with simple yet very good animation to it. I wouldve liked to have seen it with sound and possible some color, but other than that this is a great movie that deserved the vote of 5 that I have given it. I hope it passes judgement and I would love to see more "Recap" movies from you.

North-Chain responds:

Thanks, I probably will make more of these (slightly better though) It was a lot of fun to make.

I have to give this a 2 outta 5

Because Is imply couldnt sit through it. I wouldnt know how great this movie was, I waited 3minutes to get through the slow as a snail credit sequence and they just kept rooooooooolling and rooooooooooooolling and RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG....

you oughta speed them up a bit, or at least have SOMETHING going on in the background during the sequence. I am giving this a 2/5 because I encourage you to submit it again. It is like Television, you have to grab yer audience. If someone turned on their TV and the credits were white on a black screen and slow as molasses, theyre gonna change the channel, or in this case "0" it.
Come on, brother. "WOW" me. Keep me interested in yer show. I hope you dont hold a grudge against me for my criticism, I am trying to give you the most helpful advice I can.
If you do take my advice and redo the credits, please PM it to me. I really hope you submit it again if you do, that way I can give it a better review, a fair one that it deserves. and a better score.

Different... In A GOOD Way...

The animation to this movie was a style I dont typically see on NG, and I liked that about it. It seemed almost hand drawn, it was that gritty realistic type of style that made the film look like MUCH MORE hard work was put into it than yer run of the mill NG flash film.
The sound was groovy as well. It seemed dark, almost morbid, DEFINITELY a touch of melancholy and darkness. It flowed beautifully with the content and made me enjoy the film overall all the more.
The typical NG movie looks like played out, sophmoric, trendy tripe from "artists" (and I use the term EXTREMELY loosely) that arent old enough to purchase a pack of cigarettes, let alone get into a bar. No offense if yer underage or to anyone underage, Im just trying to say that most NG movies look Young, naive, trendy, cookie cutter and average. Dismal stuff that either looks thrown together or has great animation with a cheesy "been there, done that" type of script.
This movie has NONE of that. It is DIFFERENT. Repetition SUCKS, this is the polar opposite of the run of the mill, dime a dozen flicks on NG. I dont mean to ramble on, but I could compliment the depth of this movie for way more than the few hundred words thatll fit in this review box.
Long story short, I ADORED the dark feel, and I DEFINITELY appreciated the fact that this was NOTHING like the average movies on NG, even the well animated ones thatve been done to death. In other words, Im wowed by the AWESOME job you did on this, and I hope I get the priviledge of passing another submission from you to the portal in the future. You are what NG needs more than anything, A CHANGE from the same old, same old dismal stuff.
Thank you for submitting something new and fresh, you ought to be proud of yerself, because I am, and Im sure Im not the only mature, older user that will feel the same way after coming across this movie. I hope this wins an award, it deserves it for being such a radical change in the usual lineup of "more of the same" that the portal showcases.
Anyways, Good luck, and great movie. I cant wait o see more and I will favorite this and reccomend it to the more intelligent people I am friends with on this site. Congrats and thanks for making a movie that doesnt conform to the business as usual mantra of the site as of late.

An AMAZING Sequel

About the same as the first, which is a great thing. I just dont want to pick a favorite since they are both so amazing. The animation in this one seems better than the animation in the first one, the sound is more of the same (By that I mean AWESOME, once again), and the story is laugh out loud hilarious. This is a great flash movie, a funny movie that might just make even the most jaded NG user laugh his ass off. It DESERVES the 1st place it got for the day as well as the week. Pat yerself on the back for this amazing sequel, you KNOW you deserve it.

A Great Flick

The attitude of this movie is the best thing going for it (beside the animation, which is above par). It's lighthearted, carefree, and just plain fun. The animation as I said before is amazing, the sound effects are hilarious, you barely notice that there is no dialouge, because it is paced so quickly and everything is so funny. If there was dialouge you'd be laughing over it anyway. This is one of the only movies on NG Ive seen in a while that is actually funny. This is an amazing flash, I cant believe it only got 3rd place. Mustve been a great day/week for it to only come in 3rd.

This Is An EPIC Movie

I had loved the song way before the "Night at the Roxbury" movie had made it pretty much a joke whenever you would hear it come on. I am glad that someone did something good enough to make people think of this movie rather than 2 idiots nodding their heads. This is an AMAZING movie, I can not believe that someone had the talent and the motivation to draw every single frame by hand. This movie is a testament to the talent that people can have when it comes to animating in flash. The characters look like they came straight off the bus from "South Park", the animation is synched beautifully to the song. Sometimes I forget that I am watching a cartoon, it is so good. I can honestly say this is the only thing Ive ever seen to this video that is actually better than the origional music video by Haddaway. You should be damn proud of yerself for this movie, it is DEFINITELY one of the best computer animations I have ever seen in my life, period, not just on NG. I am glad you won awards for it, if NG ever puts a "Best of the Best" DVD out showcasing some of the greatest flash movies ever on their site, I would boycott it if this movie wasnt on there. This is an amazing flash submission, you deserve every vote of 5 and every 10/10 review you get. I cant wait to see the next movie you make. Be proud of yerself for this one, you sure as hell deserve it.

One of the best flashes in the portal.

I recall when this was the little bonus movie you got when you blew the whistle on an inappropriate flash submission. I used to love it when Id be browsing the new stuff on the portal and I would find a submission that was hateful or racist or stolen, because I knew I would get to see this little movie. One of the only things I dislike about the 2007 redesign is the fact that we no longer get to see this animation when we blow the whistle. But at least it's here in the portal in all of its origional glory.
So now I dont have to wait until there's a flash to blow the whistle on, now I can just click on my favorites to view this flash. Awesome song, great animation, and one of the NG origionals that make newgrounds the funnest place on the internet, BAR NONE.

BLOW MY WHISTLE, BABY!

WOW... GREAT Animation!

This was an amazing flash movie. The animation was crisp and synched perfectly to the sound. The sound was above average, and fit the story well. The story was well written and funny. The subtle things in this movie made me laugh the most, like the way he had spelled "Lemernade" on the sign. This was an above average flash, and I'm surprised you dont have more submissions on the portal. I hope to see more from you in the future, you are an amazing artist. GREAT JOB!

Another one of the "NewGrounds Origionals"

That I cant believe I havent reviewed in the past 7 years! What can I say about this AWESOME video that hasnt already been said? PERFECT animation, great graphics, and its completely and utterly funny! This is one of the first and DEFINITELY STILL one of the BEST NG movies out there. You ought to be proud of this peice of NG history!

If you were born after like, 1990, you probably wont like me. I like it when a girl wipes her cunny juice on my upper lip, sorta like a vaginal dirty sanchez, hence the name PantyWipe. The profile picture is of me and my son, Midian.

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