Score: 1

"Audio is terrible"

submission: DeDeDe´s Minions Ep.1

date: January 2, 2009

The movie was ok, but the poor quality of the audio made it unwatchable. too loud, too distorted, too annoying. take the mic away from yer mouth! it sounds like this: RRRAAAGHRGRGAGRAAGRGRGRAG!

Score: 10

"This was an AMAZING Movie Given it's Length!"

submission: LL Metal Heads

date: November 14, 2008

When I saw that this was a 778kb flick I was expecting something short, poorly animated and uninteresting. This was none of the 3 I assumed it'd be. The length was just right, the film itself was well written, it was actually entertaining and the dialogue was clear. I enjoyed the hell outta this movie, and I am looking forward to more from you. This was probably the best LL movie Ive ever seen, bar none, and the punchline at the end was a pretty good payoff. 5 outta 5 and 10 outta 10, make more so I can give you another review and another 5 star movie under yer belt. AWESOME WORK, DRUMSTICK LOCK!

Score: 10

"EXCELLENT WORK!"

submission: Frontier Psychiatrist!

date: November 11, 2008

This was an amazing video to one of my favorite songs of all time! The animation was fluid as hell, you can really tell you took the time and effort to make this flick stand out. By far one of the best first-timer submissions Ive seen on NG in forever. The humor was great, all the right visuals in all the right places, this video does a great job introducing people to the Avalanches, 10/10 and 5/5 and I will be recommending this for the music video collection, and hope a hell of a lot more people do the same! I cant wait to see more videos from you in the future! AWESOME JOB!

Score: 10

"Another Stellar Piece from the Diceman!"

submission: [Dj-D] War Within

date: February 11, 2009

Beautiful in it's simplicity, yet complex enough to make it interesting. The bass matches the tempo perfectly, this is why I love your music submissions so much. It is obvious that you put much time as well as effort into your pieces. My knee was bouncing along to the beat through the songs entirety. Once again I am impressed with your dedication and talent, and have given a 10 rating to a song that deserves an 11. I can't wait to hear your next song and thank you for uploading the songs that I listen to to vibe out and get some work done online. GREAT JOB!

Score: 10

"That is REALLY Funny."

submission: Be My Bitch

date: September 18, 2008

Every comedy song on NG is either hit or miss. This one DEFINITELY hit. The ironic part about this song is that I would guess you worked quite a bit on this track. The solo especially, because the beat itself hit all the right notes to sound catchy, and be reminiscent of all of those cliche, campy love songs in a lot of old school 80's movies. The singing itself was too bad to be good, but to good to be bad, it was the perfect hybrid of a talented artist busting his ass to sound untalented, and it paid off BIG TIME in this song. It is one of the ONLY comedy tracks in the audio portal that made me laugh aloud, and you should be proud that your song is one of the only ones in its class that actually delivers. I want to hear a lot more from you in the future, maybe an old 70s blaxploitation type of jam or even a 50s type of Elvis Rock n Roll song.

Keep up the good work and I hope this track sees nothing but 5's in the future!

Score: 10

"PERFECTION!"

submission: [DjBjra] - The Freeze

date: September 18, 2008

This track is SLAMMIN! It drops the beat out in all the right places, but it isnt predictable. You cant "guess" any kind of predictable pattern, but it still sounds so right at the moments it does drop out. You have found a happy medium of making the beat "freeze" enough times to make the song fun, but you didnt overdo it or make the freeze sections predictable and redundant. The premise for this song is an above average one, and the music itself speaks for itself. It has enough complexities to make the track one of a kind, but not too many to take you out of the song or jolt you when it came back in. You can tell when an audio portal user is just slapping together a shit track to add another notch to the belt, and music like THIS where its obvious the artist busted his ass, going back again and again to make minute changes to ensure that his beat stands out. You have a one of a kind here, and it deserves its spot as one of the top dogs this week. I am extremely interested in hearing more tracks from tyou, especially if they have more gimmicks in them like "freezing".

Be proud of yourself. Your beat stands out among even the most stand out songs among the audio portal.