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Scottoons Cat-a-pult Scottoons Cat-a-pult

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was OK

Just Ok, though. It felt a bit rushed and forced. I dont feel like Im scraping the bottom of the barrel playing this one, however I dont think it is a serious contender to the better catapult games. Its somewhere in the mid-levels... Not the worst or the best. I could play it longer than most, but not for hours on end like some of the catapult ones. All in all pretty fair.

~The Leonidas Catapult~ ~The Leonidas Catapult~

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It was alright, but my biggest complaint is one you prolly hear CONSTANTLY... N UPGRADES!!!

If this game had upgrades I could see myself playin it for hours on end like I do the similar catapult titles. W/O the upgrades it feels forced, rushed and thrown together.

Catapult Grandpa Catapult Grandpa

Rated 5 / 5 stars



level 1 - 91%, +4 degrees
level 2 - 67%, 0 degrees a sec after the truck appears from the left.
level 3 - 66%, 0 degrees just after the silver car passes frm the right.
level 4 - 66%, +1 degree
level 5 - 78%, +1 degree when it's in the far back.
level 6 - 60%, -1 degree watch out for vans!
level 7 - 73%, -5 degrees
level 8 - 53%, +5degrees just as the doors open.

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Short Rear Loop Short Rear Loop

Rated 5 / 5 stars

IDK If It Was Done Intentionally...

But AUTOMATIC 10/10, 5/5, and added to my favorites due to the fact that the girl looks almost EXACTLY like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch from "The Venture Brothers".

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supersatanson responds:

well, it wasn't intentional (i almost don't watch TV), but i see the resemblance now :D everybody wins! XD

The Duke Nukem Soundboard The Duke Nukem Soundboard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Typically soundboards blow...

like 90% of soundboards are annoying and NOT FUNNY, but damn this one is pretty awesome. Its very well made, theres a TON of clips to choose from, the stop button is a great feature, and the background pic is well done. You can tell some time and some work went into this because it shows. You are one of the maybe FIVE people on NG that make a good soundboard. Pat yerself on the back man, youve earned it. You also have BAAAAALLS OF STEEEEEL.

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Jersey Devil Dress up Jersey Devil Dress up

Rated 5 / 5 stars

File This in my "Holy fucking shit LOL" Section

WOW... IDK if it's the painkillers I took or the mood Im in, but Jesus Christ, I Triple-L laughed (Long Loud and Lots) at this the second I saw that Jersey Devil pic. That fucking pic got to me, bro. Theres something about it that cracks me up, enough to add this game to my fav list (After I 5 vote that bitch with the power of 9.65 votes)

GREAT JOB MAN. 5 outta 5, 10 outta 10, and faved.

Dadgame Dadgame

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Waiting for another amazing "Dad" movie... we all waited with baited breath, and not just a new dad flick we got... but arguably the best goddamn game on NG! Thank you so much for this, it will kill so many boring times!

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Muffin Adventure Muffin Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars


OMFUGUG (OH MY FUG-UG) This is one of the most flat out ENTERTAINING games I've ever played in the decade I've been cruising NG. I've got no idea what compelled you to make this, but it was a brilliant idea on yer part. The graphics were A+, the sound was great and well timed, and the gameplay was just the right combination of frustrating and fun. This game and "Tangerius 2" are flat out the BEST two games on Newgrounds, BAR NONE. Dude there aren't enough available characters available to adequately kiss yer ass for making this game, so let me just say you did an amazing job, you ought to be majorly proud of yerself, this is one of the two best NG games I've played in a DECADE, and I am so fucking glad I was all hopped up on oxycodone and coffee when I first discovered this game. Also, please please PLEASE PM me if you ever make a sequel to this.

Yer friend (and mine),

Prototype B Prototype B

Rated 3 / 5 stars

*Siiiigh* ...Here We Go YET AGAIN.

I've got to be honest with you man... I'm bored of games like this. Don't take this the wrong way little brother, and I'm sorry if this review offends you, but honesty is the best policy. This is yet another dime a dozen shooter. A bland, generic, cookie cutter game you can find 200 versions of in the portal. This one doesn't even have MUSIC, making it inferior to the 6,528 clones of this game that do have some music in it. I'm sorry man, I know I'm coming off as kind of a prick, but I've got to be real with you. I'm bitching in the review but I will 5 this while under judgement because you DO have talent and you DO have skills, it aint yer fault this game is so friggin REDUNDANT at this point. Man yer a stellar artist, I really wish youd've done what "subtlegenius" did when he made "Tangerius 2"... unique and fun. You oughta play that game and see what Im saying. Good Luck in the future man and I apologize for ripping yer movie.

Slot Machine Simulator Slot Machine Simulator

Rated 5 / 5 stars


5/5 and 10/10.

Stuff like this is EXACTLY why the portal was created. The music couldnt fit any more perfectly if satan himself helped you make it. This is one of the best games Ive seen in 9 years as a gold member, its simple, its fun, work went into making it and it looks AMAZING.

Like I said before man, catchy catchy music, fluid graphics, and its perfect in its simplicity. This is a game you can actually play for more than 2 minutes and still have a great time.